I check in showers for murderers but I don’t know what I’d do if I found one
Getting home after a long day at Work…
That awkward moment when you say something really deep:
First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it?
Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!
After getting a haircut
When people tell me that my sense of humor is offensive
How I want to be cheered up if I’m down.
When the person you hate says hello:
“Hahahaha fuck you..”